Mulaney Marries Munn

Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethah today. John Muwaney and Owivia Munn ah now togethah, fowevah. Translation: Future Oscars host John Mulaney and Olivia Munn officially married over the weekend, per People. They did it in a friend’s upstate New York home, and it was a low-key affair. In fact, the guests were whittled down to just their 2-year-old son, Malcolm, and one witness, who is as of yet unnamed. Not that we don’t have some guesses based on Mulaney’s stand-up, his personal history, and Olivia Munn’s acting career. Like, for example:

– Nick Kroll
– Richard Kind
– The Predator from the fourth Predator movie, The Predator
– Saymo
– Sam Waterston at his meanest
– Tom Jones
– Probably not the royals