Jayson Tatum is The Corniest Player in NBA History

Let me start off by saying this: Jayson Tatum has already accomplished many things in his life that I simply will never achieve. He’s rich, has a great hairline, plays in the NBA, is probably a good father, and now is an NBA Champion. However, that doesn’t change the fact that he is the corniest player in the league. I mean, come on… he’s not even trying to hide it. At this point, I think he’s trolling, and to be honest, it’s actually fucking hilarious. 

LMFAOO!! He stole KG’s whole flow. This is like when your friend sends you the homework and says to change it up a little. All Jayson Tatum did was put his hat on backwards and change “ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE” to “We did it… WE DID IT!!” LMFAO, no shit you did it; everyone knew you were going to do it. Your path to the finals was against the G-League Miami Heat, the crippled Cavs, and the brain-dead Pacers. We all knew you were going to do it! We just didn’t know you were going to do this! Actually, we probably should have seen this coming after you texted Kobe as if he’d be able to text you back.

OH MY GOD WAIT THERE’S MORE!!!!

THIS MAN THINKS IN SOUNDBITES. FUCK I CAN’T TELL IF I HATE OR IF I LOVE THIS MAN.

OH MY GOD IT JUST KEEPS GOING!!!

Fuck it I’m sold Jayson Tatum is the corniest yet funniest motherfucker in the NBA.